Sunday, December 30, 2007

I'm Sorry To All My Visitors

I'm really sorry to all of you visitors because i have some exams in my study which don't allow me adding new posts , so i won't put new posts for one month or less till i finish my exams .

Thanks

Essam mohamed ( the blog owner )

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Prison Break-Season 1-Episode 1

Many people asked me to put the famous Tv Show Prison Break .

And here is some information about this Tv Show to who don't know it :

Story : ( Season 1 )

Lincoln Burrows ( Dominic Purcell ) was accused of killing the vice president brother and he didn't commit this crime .
Then his brother
Michael Scofield ( Wentworth Miller ) studied Fox River prison building designs
and he entered the prison to break his brother
Lincoln Burrows out of the prison , and he meet a lot of touble in his way of breaking out .


And Now Here Is The First Episode Of Prison Break Season One :



Thursday, December 6, 2007

JOKES

1. Getting Old

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"


2. Racists and Lightbulbs

How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None -- they don't want to be enlightened!

3. Bubba

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"


4. Get it Straight

A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"

5. No Laughing Matter

A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into the private room the doctor says to the patient, "What seems to be the problem?"

The patient answers, "You have to promise not to laugh."

The doctors said fine, and the patient pulls down his pants and the doctor tried not to laugh at his small penis.

The doctor managed to ask, "What's the problem?"

The patient then said, "It's swollen."

6. Stale Mate

A couple, who had been married for years, were making love.

He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?"

"No," she replied. "But why do you ask?"

"You moved," he said.

7. In-law vs Outlaw

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

Outlaws are wanted.

8. Who Let The Blondes Out?

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

I wish this was funny . :D

Hitman

The "Hitman" is a genetically-engineered, elite assassin known only as Agent 47. His hallmarks are lethal grace, unwavering precision, and resolute pride in his work. But even 47 couldn't anticipate a "random equation" in his life exactitude: the unexpected stirrings of his conscience and the unfamiliar emotions aroused in him by a mysterious Russian woman.

Genres: Action/Adventure, Crime/Gangster and Adaptation

Running Time: 1 hr. 33 min.

MPAA Rating: R for strong bloody violence, language, and some sexuality/nudity.

Production Co.: Daybreak Productions, Prime Universe Productions, EuropaCorp, Dune Entertainment

Studios: 20th Century Fox

U.S. Box Office: $30,426,328

Produced in: United States

And Here Is The Full Movies Online .



I wish this was informal .

Beowulf

In the age of heroes comes the mightiest warrior of them all, Beowulf. After destroying the overpowering demon Grendel, he incurs the undying wrath of the beast's ruthlessly seductive mother, who will use any means possible to ensure revenge. The ensuing epic battle resonates throughout the ages, immortalizing the name of Beowulf.

Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Science Fiction/Fantasy, Animation and Adaptation

Running Time: 1 hr. 53 min.

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of violence including disturbing images, some sexual material and nudity.

Distributors: Warner Bros. Pictures International, Paramount Pictures

Studios: Warner Bros. Pictures, Paramount Pictures

U.S. Box Office: $68,939,986

Produced in: United States .

And Here The Full Movie Online .



I wish this was informal .

Unreal Tournament 3



The Necris invasion has begun, and your clan was one of the first to be slaughtered. Head to the front lines and join this Epic battle to defend humanity while taking your revenge. Unreal Tournament 3 marks the return of the premiere tournament-style first-person shooter. Unreal Tournament 3 unleashes the full power of Unreal Engine 3, taking graphics, gameplay, and challenge to a whole new level. Players engage in intense and hyper-real battles with other human players online or against incredibly realistic Unreal artificial intelligence. Over two dozen weapons and vehicles have been upgraded and enhanced for maximum killing potential. Take on all comers in a variety of game modes including Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Capture the Flag, an all-new Warfare mode and more .


Minimum Requirements:


Windows XP SP2 or Windows Vista2.0+ GHZ Single Core Processor512 Mbytes of System RAMNVIDIA 6200+ or ATI Radeon 9600+ Video Card8 GB of Free Hard Drive Space .


Recommended Requirements:


2.4+ GHZ Dual Core Processor1 GBytes of System RAMNVIDIA 7800GTX+ or ATI x1300+ Video Card8 GB of Free Hard Drive Space .



And Now Click Here To Download The Full Game Torrent File And Soon I Will Add Its RapidShare Direct Download Links .

( I didn't put a big review on the this time because a lot of people asked me not to put this big review as it makes them get bored )

I wish this was informal .